What A Man Looks Like After He Has Given Up Beer, Fishing, Golf And Sex

Laugh for the day:

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man
who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,
"If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it
instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said.

"I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man.

"I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district
instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded.

"Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

I know I'm dirty and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay.

It's important for her to see
what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf and sex."