What Andy Rooney Thinks About Women Near Or Over 50

Mino Bimaadziwin ❤

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes,
this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women near or over 50:

“As I grow in age, I value women near or over 50 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman near or over 50 will never wake you
in the middle of the night and ask,
'What are you thinking?'

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman near or over 50 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.

She does something she wants to do,
and it's usually more interesting.

Women near or over 50 are dignified.

They seldom have a screaming match with you
at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot or stab you
if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman near or over 50.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman near or over 50 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest

. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk,
if you are acting like one.

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women near or over 50
for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed,
hot woman near or over 50
, there is a bald, paunchy relic
in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.”

• If you are a “Woman near or over 50” copy, paste,
• add a picture of yourself, post/share and keep rocking the best you!

 

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