Women Over 50 - Wisdom From Andy Rooney (cbs) 60 Minutes Correspodent

60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

"As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 50 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,
'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 50 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 50 are dignified.

• They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
  or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
  
  Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you
  if they think they can get away with it.
  
  Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
  
  They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
  
  Women get psychic as they age.
  You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 50.
  Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 50
  is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
  
  Older women are forthright and honest..
  
  They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk,
  if you are acting like one.
  
  You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
  
  Yes, we praise women over 50 for a multitude of reasons.
  Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
  
  For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 50,
  there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
  making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
  
  Ladies, I apologize.
  
  For all those men who say,
  'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
  Here's an update for you.
  
  Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
  
  Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
  just to get a little sausage!
  
  Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
  
  Send this to five fine, fun, fabulous, fancy-free female friends over 50, or Men who might appreciate it too.
  
  Martha Waters SAYS:
  I love it!!
  
  Barbara René Barrett SAYS:
  I like it too - but being over 50 meself, I'm biased.
  
  2 quotes along similar lines are;
  
  "Inside every old person, there is a young person...
  wondering what happened." - Terry Pratchett
  
  And;
  
  "The advantage of marrying an archaeologist
  is that the older you get the more interested he is in you."
  - attributed to Agatha Christie.